Charles D. Lincoln was born in the Hell’s Kitchen area of New York City during a period known as Taxi Driver. Son of legendary pornographer (literally a legendary pornographer. He was given an AVN award for it) Fred J. Lincoln, at various times, Charles has been a filmmaker, a musician, an advice columnist, an activist, an animal lover (but only in a platonic way), an internet troll, an avid gamer, a journalist, and a general pain in the ass to all who encounter him.

Having been told that he had an unhealthy interest in Sci-Fi and Horror by his second-grade teacher, he has turned a grudge into a calling. Charles currently lives in Brooklyn, never married with no heirs.